The Official Used Condom Webpage

 

Real Ultimate Power

 

Hi, this site is all about Used Condoms, REAL USED CONDOMS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Vomit God and I can't stop thinking about Used Condoms.  These things are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

Facts:

 

1.    Used Condoms are mammals.

2.    Used Condoms fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Used Condom is to flip out and kill people.

 

 

Weapons and gear:

 

  

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Testimonial:

 

Used Condoms can kill anyone they want!  Used Condoms cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These things are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Used Condom who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the Used Condom killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a Used Condom totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you don't believe that Used Condoms have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

 

Used Condoms are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These things are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Used Condoms are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love Used Condoms with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

 

 

Q and A:.

 

 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Used Condoms?

A: Used Condoms are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Used Condoms are very careful and precise.

 

Q: I heard that Used Condoms are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Used Condoms can be mean OR totally awesome. 

 

Q: What do Used Condoms do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

 

 

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's drinking the contents of a Used Condom,

which is bragable.

 

 

 

 

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